Alright… Who Disturbed a Tomb?

Dear Southwest Michigan,

What the hell is this?  Look at it!  Look at it, look at it, LOOK AT IT.  This two-inch buggy is on the outer wall of the radio station as I type this.

Which one of you spent your weekend desecrating a sacred tomb?  Come on... fess up. Things like this don't surface unless a curse is attached. I suggest that anyone who "might" have taken an amulet, a precious stone, or a rubbing of a cartouche, return your findings immediately.

Update: Listener Jenny K. shared this wiki page about the Giant Water Bug. I think we have a winner. Thanks, Jenny K.!

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