An Alarm Clock for the Ladies… NSFW

If I had a dollar for every morning I hit the snooze, I'd be rich beyond my wildest dreams.  Contrary to my being a morning show personality, I am not a morning person.  I will eek out every second of sleeping-in I can until becoming a tornado of get-dressed-brush-teeth-feed-cats-find-keys-grab-lunch-leave-house.

That might just change.

Introducing a personal ladies' alarm clock called *snort* The Little Rooster. It's a 27-level device that gently wakes a woman up through orgasm.  Yes.  You read that correctly.  Choose the speed, set the clock, tuck the device away, and awake with a smile eight hours later.

Is it just me, or do you not trust this?  I sleep like a rock.  Sometimes I completely sleep through my alarm (much to Mike McKelly's chagrin). I'm not entirely sure I want to put that much confidence in a piece of plastic around my nethers.  Also, what if you're sleeping next to someone?  If it is a wonderfully effective alarm clock, having a screaming orgasm every morning is sure to cause a few arguments between you and your sleep-deprived partner who just wants you to shut up.  On the plus side, if it does work, I would think one would wake with the energy to check everything off their to-do list and more.

I don't know, though... for just shy of $100 would The Little Rooster (I can't stop laughing at that name) be worth it?