This Christmas I was blessed with the gift of some great reading, including (but not limited to) "John Dies at the End" and "This Book is Full of Spiders," from author David Wong, who is also executive editor of one of the greatest websites to grace the internet, Cracked.com.  Just in time for the New Year, an article Wong posted on his site a year ago resurfaced, giving audiences another chance at a great read.  Some harsh truths, indeed, but if you are looking to 2014 to be the year you get off your ass and do something with yourself, get a little motivation now.

If you're feeling inspired enough to post your resolution below, to light a fire under your butt, do so.

And, as always, happy New Year, and be good to yourselves.