...Sirgiorgiro Clardy.  Sirgiorgiro Clardy is a 26-year-old PIMP from Oregon who was sentenced to 100 years in prison for repeatedly stomping on a john's face.  Well, he was wearing Nike Air Jordans at the time . . . and now he's suing Nike for $100 million for not WARNING him that the Air Jordans could be used as a dangerous weapon.

That's almost as bad as A-Rod suing Major League Baseball for suspending him for doing performance enhancing drugs.