Brewers Announce ‘Inside the Park Nachos’ with Doritos Crusting on a Stick

First, the Arizona Diamondbacks announced that visitors to the park could treat themselves to their latest confection, The Churro Dog, described as "a warm cinnamon churro sitting inside a Long John chocolate-glazed donut, which is then topped with frozen yogurt, caramel and chocolate sauces".  Not to be outdone, the Texas Rangers have created the aptly dubbed State Fare, a fried food stand within their park, serving artery clogging favorites like chicken-fried corn on the cob and brisket macaroni-and-cheese balls.  Now, the Milwaukee Brewers are joining the fun food fray by bringing you Inside the Park Nachos that combine your love of Doritos smothered taco meat with your obsession with food-on-a-stick convenience.  What inning are we in?  Who's winning?  Who cares!  I'm in a food coma and my fingers are clean; that's all that matters.