Celebrities Saying Stupid Things

When Jose Canseco isn't shooting his fingers off with hand guns, he's thinking about intergalactic travel.  Maybe it's the pain meds talking, but Jose thinks this week's historic comet landing has some serious implications for the survival of our species.

He tweeted, quote, "Comet Transport is the key to our survival.  Galactic Beings have used comets as star taxis for eons.  Comets are faster than anything we could ever build and have their own power, solving our two problems.

"This opens up new business like galaxy touring, cruising, asteroid mining, interstellar trade, and planet colonies."  What is "interstellar trade," you may ask?  Who knows, this is Jose Canseco.  Just go with it.

He continues, quote, "If Earth can control the comet transport system, we will run the Milky Way.  Think about that.  Hug for you, NASA  #CanseComet."

I'm sorry but if I want to get the future of space travel, colonization of the universe, and commerce in the 22nd century I'll wait to hear from Sammy Sosa.