American Horror Story: Hotel has revealed their cast list, and, before you get excited, friends, we all know Jessica Lange isn't coming back.  She's just not.  We have to accept the things we cannot change...

Aside from adding Lady Gaga to the lineup, you'll see some familiar faces from previous seasons, the Ghosts of Television Past (I'm looking at you, Steven Weber), and Michelle Pfeiffer.  Really?  Yes.  Really.  Click here for the full list... and pace your excitement; it's a long wait for October.

 

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