Every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, I scour the interwebs to find the best (and worst) thoughts floating around social media.  Without further ado…

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Friday, April 1st, 2016:

  • I was kidnapped by a pack of mimes. They performed unspeakable acts on me.
  • I heard that people who talk to themselves tend to be extremely smart. Did you know that? Yes, I did know that.
  • So I'm at the bank today, and the attractive female teller was flirting with me and stuff which was weird considering she could see my account balance.
  • If you say the word "douche" fast and repetitive, it will sound like the beat of a techno song.
  • an Australian computer network called a LAN down under?

 

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