Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Friday, April 11th, 2014:

  • I put my Grandma on speed-dial.  I call that Instagram.
  • Time out. Otters not only sleep holding hands, but have a SPECIAL POCKET to hold their favorite rock? Humans are crap.
  • Accidentally missed the freeway exit for home, now I'm heading north to start a new life.
  • This bar doesn't know it yet, but it's about to be karaoke night.
  • I'm at my most vulnerable when I'm trying to figure out the sensitivity of the hot/cold knobs of someone else's shower
  • I know it's "cool" to make fun of celebrities, but the Bieber jokes need to stop. That's somebody's daughter.
  • All the cutest and scariest animals are inAustralia. How do you Australians get anything done? So much petting and fending off.
  • Maybe the chicken saw someone from high school