Great Moments in Facebook History: April 11, 2016

Every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, I scour the interwebs to find the best (and worst) thoughts floating around social media. Without further ado…

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Monday, April 11th, 2016:

One does not simply talk to their pet in a normal voice....no they don't, oh no they don't.
I want to start a band called "Day Job" so that when we play and people say "don't quit your day job" I'll be like "thanks we practice a lot".
When the nurse calls my name at the doctor’s office, I like to run through the waiting room like I got called on The Price is Right.
Am I the only person wondering why Bernie Sanders never joined the military to someday be a colonel?
No GPS,,, I will not take the road less traveled. I live in Maine,, Have you seen Deliverance?