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Great Moments in Facebook History: April 21, 2014

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Monday, April 21st, 2014:

  • “Now, Son.  Do you know what you did wrong?” – “Yes, Sir.  I shared something on Facebook without checking facts and encouraged BS to propagate leading to the dumbing-down of humanity…”
  • If you’re a douchebag, it’s so easy to find the right hat.
  • My wife just made a “special” dinner “just for me” for no apparent reason. I’m going to die, right ?
  • My grocery list is just a piece of paper saying don’t run into anyone you know
  • I can’t believe these women are just walking around with yoga mats like a game of yoga might just break out at any moment
  • I wish hangovers and orgasms could swap durations.
  • Tonight I’m going to have my favorite drink. It’s called “a lot.”
  • I want to meet the guy whose complaint led to cashiers asking me if it’s okay if they put the receipt in my bag
  • Sorry for illegally downloading your music, guy who mostly makes songs about doing crime.
  • Just got a Cheerio stuck between my toes walking through the kitchen. Clearly my dog isn’t doing his part of the chores around here
  • If you have a tattoo on your face, you’ve lost the right to ask me what I’m looking at.
  • We ShouldHave A WayOf Telling People Their Breath Stinks Without Hurting Their Feelings. Like: “I’m bored, let’s go brush our teeth”







(Found on Status Stalker, Funny Status, and Failbook)

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