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Great Moments in Facebook History: April 25, 2014

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Friday, April 25, 2014:

  • From8amuntil12pm, my job basically pays me to think about what I am going to have for lunch
  • Not to brag, but I’m pretty good in bed. I don’t snore or steal covers, and I only pee if something startles me.
  • Me: This chicken is undercooked. Wife: You don’t appreciate my cooking. Me: I think the vet could save it if it we took it right now.
  • It’s not that I’m judging you, but you hung your toilet roll the wrong way and I just think it best if we never spoke again.
  • I neither like nor want to date Taylor Swift, but I know at some point it’ll just be my turn.
  • Spilling your drink is the adult equivalent of letting your balloon go
  • Every time you make a typo, the errorists win.
  • Me: Where can I find the milk? Her: Sir, this is a library. Me: *whispers* Sorry, where can I find the milk?

 

 

 

 

 

 

(Found on Status Stalker, Funny Status, and Failbook)

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