Great Moments in Facebook History: April 27, 2016

Every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, I scour the interwebs to find the best (and worst) thoughts floating around social media. Without further ado…

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Wednesday, April 27th, 2016:

I’ve never faked a sarcasm in my life.
(Charlene deGuzman) Sorry I yelled "killin' it" when your mom was eating that banana.
Menstruation is like organizing a party without inviting any guests, then angrily throwing out all the decorations when no one shows up.
A whoopee cushion filled with gravy adds a hilarious new dimension to a rather tiresome practical joke.
My girlfriends dad asked me what I do. Apparently, "your daughter" wasn't the right answer.