Great Moments in Facebook History: April 29, 2016

Every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, I scour the interwebs to find the best (and worst) thoughts floating around social media. Without further ado…

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Friday, April 29th, 2016:

People on House Hunters are always saying that they need room to entertain and guest bedrooms so family can visit. Actually I need a moat filled with gators.
Extra virgin olive oil is just like regular olive oil but with more Star Wars action figures.
Porn is the only type of entertainment where "not watching the whole thing" means it was good.
The five second rule also applies to wearing sunglasses indoors.
If Mark Hamill doesn't enter the room and shout "It's Hamill Time!",, In this next movie,, I'm gonna be dissapionted