Great Moments in Facebook History: April 8, 2015

Every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, I scour the interwebs to find the best (and worst) thoughts floating around social media.  Without further ado…

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Wednesday, April 8th, 2015:

• My relationship with whiskey has been on the rocks lately
• If I'm ever on life support, unplug me. Then plug me back in and see if that works.
• Drinking water through a straw is the opposite of snorkeling
• On the bright side, it’s Friday Eve Eve Eve
• Why isn’t a restaurant that serves soup called a "brothel?"
• Ariana Grande sounds like a Taco Bell combo meal.

(Found on Status Stalker, Funny Status, Postrandomonium)