Great Moments in Facebook History: August 17, 2015

Every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, I scour the interwebs to find the best (and worst) thoughts floating around social media. Without further ado…

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Monday, August 17th, 2015:

You guys keep arguing about flags and lions............and the WHOLE TIME, I'M THINKING "I'm pretty sure putting time limits on when breakfast is served is unconstitutional"
If your new friend calls himself 'The Wizard', there's a good chance he likes Lord of the Rings. If your new friend calls himself, 'The Grand Wizard', time to get a different new friend
Starbucks: Sometimes you wanna go where everybody misspells your name.
I never said "you were stupid" I said "you are stupid”.
I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and crap a better argument than yours.
Not to victim-blame, but maybe Bruce Wayne's father shouldn't have brought his wife and 8 yr old son to a place called Crime Alley.