Great Moments in Facebook History: August 19, 2015

Every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, I scour the interwebs to find the best (and worst) thoughts floating around social media. Without further ado…

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, August 19th, 2015:

I'll never be happy at a job until i'm able to clock out after sliding down a dinosaur.
The first guy to use an umbrella was probably a real smug piece of (crap) about it
Do these celebrities actually expect us to believe they're using boxed DIY hair color? Please....
Dear Wasted Drunk girls... We get it. This is your song...
What are people asking Meatloaf to do 'for love'?
On Dancing With the Tsars last night, Peter and Catherine were great, but Ivan was terrible.