Great Moments in Facebook History: August 21, 2015

Every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, I scour the interwebs to find the best (and worst) thoughts floating around social media. Without further ado…

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Friday, August 21st, 2015:

Picking a checkout line at Walmart is the new Russian roulette.
Whew, I was worried they hacked the Dolly Madison site and everyone would find out about my chocolate Zingers addiction
I've been trying to leave Rome for weeks… but all their roads have this weird design flaw.
It usually goes like this. 1: wreck myself. 2: check myself
Yesterday my Supervisor asked why I was tardy and I said, "I don't think you're supposed call people that any more."