Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Friday, August 22nd, 2014:

  • You should be able to park in an “expecting mother” parking space if you’re waiting for your mom.
  • Bless me Father for I hit send.
  • Unless you are selling Thin Mints, do NOT ring my doorbell.
  • Dance like nobody is watching!!! …because they’re not…they’re checking their phone.
  • I assume guys who wear their phones on the hip do so because their pockets are stuffed to the brim with condoms and girls phone numbers
  • If the plan is “drink beer now, figure out life later” then yes, everything is going according to plan.
  • Being a Zombie doesn't sound that bad. You don't have a job and your entire day is spent looking for things to eat. I do that now.
  • You know you're getting old when you have to have a drink to motivate you to go out & have a drink.
  • At a wedding where the minister told everyone to stand next to the person who makes life worth living. The bartender was almost trampled.
  • Can I nominate you for the boiling water challenge?







(Found on Status Stalker, Funny Status, and Failbook)