Great Moments in Facebook History: August 28, 2015

Every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, I scour the interwebs to find the best (and worst) thoughts floating around social media. Without further ado…

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Friday, August 28th, 2015:

Making fun of a fat person at the gym is like making fun of a homeless person at a job fair.
You're not bald my friend. You are just taller than your hair.
You had me at "hello," But lost me at "bae"
"You gonna eat that?" My wife asks... pointing to my words.
A group of girls with a selfie stick is called a travesty.
(Josh Hara:) Sticks and stones may break my bones. Words will also hurt me. Compliments make me uncomfortable. I have social anxiety. I’m a wreck. Just go.