Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Monday, August 4th, 2014:

  • If you don’t put your leftovers in Tupperware for at least two weeks before throwing them in the trash, you’re doing it wrong.
  • My moral compass must run on solar power because it never seems to work after dark.
  • Caller ID should be more detailed~ “Wants Help Moving” “Going to Whine” “Will Ask to Borrow Money”
  • MARRIAGE: Betting someone half your sh*t that you’ll love them forever.

 

 

 

 

 

 

(Found on Status Stalker, Funny Status, and Failbook)