Great Moments in Facebook History: August 4, 2014

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Monday, August 4th, 2014:

• If you don’t put your leftovers in Tupperware for at least two weeks before throwing them in the trash, you’re doing it wrong.
• My moral compass must run on solar power because it never seems to work after dark.
• Caller ID should be more detailed~ “Wants Help Moving” “Going to Whine” “Will Ask to Borrow Money”
• MARRIAGE: Betting someone half your sh*t that you’ll love them forever.

(Found on Status Stalker, Funny Status, and Failbook)