Great Moments in Facebook History: December 12, 2014

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Friday, December 12th, 2014:

• Man, Pat Benatar was right....love is a badger field.
• I just asked my 8 year old to quit yelling and he said, “I’m NOT yelling. This is my voice and all my life I’ve been whispering. Now I’m free!
• Please God take me back to being 12 & let me start again & mess up my life in an entirely different way. I have fresh ideas.
• If Kutcher went to Sheen and said It's still your show, this was all a joke and yelled "You got Punked" it would be the greatest prank ever.
• If you want to talk to me on the phone, I need at least three days notice.
• The first rule of selfie club should be clean your room.
• You don't get to complain about life until you move out of your parent's house.
• That's a horrible idea. What time?

(Found on Status Stalker, Funny Status)