Great Moments in Facebook History: December 2, 2016

Every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, I scour the interwebs to find the best (and worst) thoughts floating around social media. Without further ado…

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Friday, December 2nd, 2016:

The waiter at olive garden has been grating my cheese for 6 hours now waiting for me to say when. Customers are screaming. Three people have died. I will not yield.
(Grace) I’m at my whisk end :(
Last year I won a $50 gift card to Chili's at a Christmas raffle. ...... This year I've decided my Secret Santa gift is going to be a $14.37 gift card to Chili's.
At Christmas time it's fun to take a new Lexus for a test drive, put a big red bow on it & pull into random people's driveways honking the horn.
Any bank can be a sperm bank if you're left alone in the safety deposit box room.