Great Moments in Facebook History: December 5, 2014

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Friday, December 5th, 2014:

I wouldn’t pay for a personal trainer, but I would pay someone to just knock unhealthy food out of my hands
Stay with the one who makes you a better version of yourself. So….stay with wine
If you plant a pumpkin spice latte in the ground, water it with vodka, and play Taylor Swift around it, a sorority house will grow.
Basically unless a cop yells "I'm doing a murder!" followed by sinister laughter while killing someone on camera we cant indict them
Alcohol is like laxatives for constipated thoughts. The more you drink, the more (crap) that comes out your mouth.
Adults complaining about the younger generation are really just saying their generation did a crappy job raising their kids

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