Great Moments in Facebook History: December 8, 2014

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Monday, December 8th, 2014:

• All the Netflix ads show people watching shows in jeans and I'm like that is not an accurate portrayal of how we the people watch Netflix
• My town is so boring that when I googled things to do a car rental company came up first.
• So far my Christmas shopping has involved buying myself presents, so I’d say it’s been a success
• Wish I was simple and cute but instead I’m sarcastic and annoying
• This year, I’m gonna put mistletoe on my ass and let everyone just figure it out
•  Wine may not solve all your problems, but neither will water
• Sometimes Canadians fistfight over who is more sorry
• Dear Santa.  I’m writing you to say that I’ve been naughty and it was worth it, you fat judgemental bastard.