Every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, I scour the interwebs to find the best (and worst) thoughts floating around social media.  Without further ado…

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Friday, December 9th, 2016:

  • Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella? ... 'fo drizzle
  • My wrinkles are all from laughter. Except those between my eyebrows. Those are my 'WTF' lines and those things are deep.
  • How come there’s Batman shampoo, but no Conditioner Gordon?
  • Joker: I'm calling DHS, You're endangering a minor... Batman: He's my partner... Joker: Why's he in his underwear?.. Batman: So we match. Look, this isn't about me.
  • (skeletim)

    CAT VAMPIRE: let me in!

    ME: ok

    CAT VAMPIRE: you fool! Now I will suck your bl-

    ME: *closes door*

    CAT VAMPIRE: …

    CAT VAMPIRE: let me out