Great Moments in Facebook History: February 11, 2015

Every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, I scour the interwebs to find the best (and worst) thoughts floating around social media.  Without further ado…

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Wednesday, February 11th, 2015:

• It must suck when billionaires wake up feeling like a million bucks.
• The messy bun and sweatshirt look works for most girls. For me, it looks like I’ve tried all the drugs
• The boy scouts should sell jerky door to door. I would get excited about that
• I gave my cat a middle name today, so she knows when she is really in trouble
• I wish I could just cut out the middleman and have the light honk when it turns green
• Hey... The tequila I drank wants to tell you a secret.
• Watching my dad try to scroll through pictures on my phone is like watching someone trying to pet a bubble.

(Found on Status Stalker, Funny Status)