Great Moments in Facebook History: February 12, 2016

Every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, I scour the interwebs to find the best (and worst) thoughts floating around social media. Without further ado…

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Friday, February 12th, 2016:

The only thing I hate worse than holding a girl's purse is when it doesn't match what I'm wearing.
I got so high once that I had to turn down the tv because I couldn't taste my grilled cheese.
My romantic life is like a Ferrari....I don't have a Ferrari.
Drink until the bottle is emptier than you.
I nicknamed my urethra, Franklin.