Great Moments in Facebook History: February 16, 2015

Every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, I scour the interwebs to find the best (and worst) thoughts floating around social media. Without further ado…

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Monday, February 16th, 2015:

Roses are red, Violets are blue, When I turn down for what, It's always for you.
If nothing else, love is nice because it confirms that you do not hate everyone. Just everyone minus one.
I swear, watching people at a 4-way stop sign is like watching ‘Night at the Roxbury.’ “Him? Me? Oh Me? Me or Him?”
The secret to a successful lemonade stand is vodka.
A local business in my town has an open carry discount. As in, you show them a gun to save money. Doesn't that discount apply everywhere?
Jokes on you, kids who put shaving cream on my car. I was gonna shave my car anyway.
They *should* make another “Taken” movie, about Liam Neeson’s character being under-appreciated for trying to keep his family safe. “Taken 4: Granted”
There should be a dollar store in theUKcalled “PoundTown”