Great Moments in Facebook History: February 17, 2016

Every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, I scour the interwebs to find the best (and worst) thoughts floating around social media. Without further ado…

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Wednesday, February 17th, 2016:

Note to self: Next time, don't use "continue" as the Safe Word.
First, Lady Gaga shows up at the VMA's covered in meat. Then arrives at the Grammy's in an egg. She's only about two red carpets away from being a Denny's Grand Slam.
Hockey is more enjoyable if you pretend they're fighting over the world's last Oreo.
My medic alert bracelet warns first responders that I kiss back during CPR
(Philly Bob) I just bought my friend an elephant for their room.
They said "thank you".
I said don't mention it.