Great Moments in Facebook History: February 18, 2015

Every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, I scour the interwebs to find the best (and worst) thoughts floating around social media. Without further ado…

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Wednesday, February 18th, 2015:

I celebrate President's Day by doing something that looks like a good idea and then regretting it for the next 4 years
Dance like no one is watching. Drink like no one is watching, too
Dentists need cooler sh*t on their ceilings
I give movies with 2 stars a 5 on Netflix because if I sat through this piece of sh*t, I want you to as well
Based on my reaction to toast popping out of a toaster, I’d like to recommend you never throw me a surprise party
The first rule of Right Club is that your wife is the only member of Right Club
You can find me in the club, asking everyone I came with if they are ready to leave yet