Every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, I scour the interwebs to find the best (and worst) thoughts floating around social media.  Without further ado…

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Monday, February 2nd, 2015:

  • Remember when people had diaries & got mad when someone read them? Now they put everything online and get mad when people don't.
  • Target employees do not have prizes for you no matter how many bullseyes you hit in the store with a paintball gun
  • Momma left strict instructions to knock you out
  • Of course everyone seems sexy in a nightclub. There's liquor and you can't hear them.
  • Whiskey is the hand sanitizer for the soul.
  • Great running into you. I won’t be walking by here ever again.
  • Broke a light bulb today.  Seven years of bad ideas?
  • If I had a crystal ball to see 5 years in the future, I would have 2020 vision.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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