Great Moments in Facebook History: February 25, 2015

Every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, I scour the interwebs to find the best (and worst) thoughts floating around social media. Without further ado…

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Wednesday, February 25th, 2015:

I hate it when my fat makes me look fat
Why don’t the enemies of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles just flip them on their backs
Full disclosure, I will attend literally any event that involves wine & cheese
You know the fun part of your life is over when people around you are getting pregnant on purpose
LIKE if you still have to whisper “Lefty Loosey, Righty Tighty” to yourself
Ironically the only way I'd watch the 50 Shades of Grey movie is if you tied me to a chair and forced me to
A court date is still technically a date, right
What’s the point of making people like Paul McCartney and Elton John knights if they’re not going to joust