Contact Us

Great Moments in Facebook History: February 26, 2014

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Wednesday, February 26th, 2014:

  • That definitely felt like the closest I’ve ever been to thinking I would die in a car.  My whole Netflix queue flashed before my eyes.
  • Video Game Logic: Everyone worse than me is my bitch and everyone better than me has no life.
  • That microwavable meal was delicious and filling! – no one ever
  • Hyperbole is my favorite literary device, I use it like 600 billion times a day!
  • I asked my wife what women really want and she said attentive lovers. Or maybe it was “a tent of lovers.” I wasn’t really sure, but was too worried to ask.
  • For a $19 donation to the SPCA you can help a dog or cat that has been abused. They’d make a lot more money if they charged $75 to get a video of someone kicking the abuser’s ass. I’d pay for that.
  • Automatic doors are making being a gentleman difficult. Doesn’t seem as romantic rushing to jump in front of the sensor to open the door.
  • Apparently Home Depot’s slogan of “You can do it; We can help” doesn’t apply to masturbation.
  • Robin Thicke and Paula Patton are getting a divorce. I guess what rhymes with hug me is alimony

 

 

 

 

 

 

(Found on Status Stalker, Funny Status, and Failbook)

Best of 1077 WRKR

Recommended For You

Best of the Web

Leave a Comment

It appears that you already have an account created within our VIP network of sites on . To keep your personal information safe, we need to verify that it's really you. To activate your account, please confirm your password. When you have confirmed your password, you will be able to log in through Facebook on both sites.

Forgot your password?

*Please note that your prizes and activities will not be shared between programs within our VIP network.

It appears that you already have an account on this site associated with . To connect your existing account just click on the account activation button below. You will maintain your existing VIP profile. After you do this, you will be able to always log in to http://wrkr.com using your original account information.

*Please note that your prizes and activities will not be shared between programs within our VIP network.

Please fill out the information below to help us provide you a better experience.

(Forgot your password?)

Not a member? Sign up here

Sign up for Rocker Club quickly by connecting your Facebook account. It's just as secure and no password to remember!