Every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, I scour the interwebs to find the best (and worst) thoughts floating around social media.  Without further ado…

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Friday, February 26th, 2016:

  • There's a big difference between knowing what time the liquor store closes, and what time it opens.
  • Do you think Chewbacca has human genitals or one of those red rocket things that dogs get? George Lucas won't respond to my email.
  • If you ever get sad, just imagine a T-Rex trying to masturbate.
  • If you like having sex while listening to music -- always choose a live album. That way you'll get an applause every 3 to 4 minutes.
  • I like my coffee to be a reflection of myself. Dark, bitter, and too hot for you.

 

 

 

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