Great Moments in Facebook History: February 27, 2015

Every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, I scour the interwebs to find the best (and worst) thoughts floating around social media. Without further ado…

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Friday, February 27th, 2015:

You trust me holding your child? Do you know how many iPhone screens I’ve cracked?
Having sex with your ex on a Thursday isn't cheating, it's a throwback.
Just found out we’re expecting our 3^rd baby! IF YOUR ON MY FACEBOOK PLEASE DON’T SAY ANYTHING AS WE ARE NOT ANNOUNCING IT!!!
Nothing is really lost until your mom can’t find it
I’ve got a girl on here that posts about missing her ex literally all the time and it’s gotten so bad, I’ve started missing the f*cker myself.
My daughter kept pestering me for a bath, so I filled it up and plopped her in. She stood there for a bit, laughing like a mad baby, then pooped everywhere. She wanted a bath, literally for sh*ts and giggles.