Great Moments in Facebook History: February 29, 2016

Every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, I scour the interwebs to find the best (and worst) thoughts floating around social media. Without further ado…

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Monday, February 29th, 2016:

Dear liver, the weekend is almost over, hang in there little one. Love you.
My signature move is to bottle up my feelings over time and then combust over some small issue and get accused of being a psycho.
Still waiting for Danny Tanner to give Stephanie the talk about crystal meth, getting married and divorced three times, and fake boobs
What does a grape say when it gets stepped on?...Nothing, it just lets out a little wine.
If Nutella & marshmallow fluff made sweet sweet love & had a baby,,, I would eat that baby.. The End.