Great Moments in Facebook History: February 3, 2016

Every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, I scour the interwebs to find the best (and worst) thoughts floating around social media. Without further ado…

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Wednesday, February 3rd, 2016:

Boss: Can you pass a urine test?... Me: Sure...distance or accuracy?
My daughter just asked me about evolution in line at Walmart.
I get a little nervous before saying Worcestershire sauce.
If you'd like to be left alone just carry a doll everywhere you go.
"I'm so sorry"... "No, I'm really sorry"... "No, I'm even sorrier than you" ... "No, I'm the sorriest ever!"... *mutual hug* ......*Canadian rap battle