Great Moments in Facebook History: February 5, 2016

Every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, I scour the interwebs to find the best (and worst) thoughts floating around social media. Without further ado…

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Friday, February 5th, 2016:

Queensland Police: Queensland Police are looking for a man with a very slight build, dark hat, and no nose who has been repeatedly disturbing people’s timelines. He answers to the name Bill.
Can’t believe mark zuckerberg offered to buy snapchat for $3 billion when he could just download it from the aple store lmao
All the gym bunnies moaning about the newbies. Get over yourselves. You didn't see us moaning when you came to use our pubs in December
(Ben Hooper) You know, if I went around telling people to ‪#‎FeelTheBen, I'd probably get beat up a lot. ‪#‎checkyourprivilegebernie
(Bryan Donaldson) Mike Huckabee has decided to end his presidential campaign, but I think he should be forced to carry it to full term.