Great Moments in Facebook History: February 5th, 2014

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History, for today, Wednesday, February 5th, 2014:

All i'm saying is for someone who's spent his entire life avoiding paying much attention to sports, sitting down to watch that Superbowl was like someone who's always irrationally hated science fiction deciding to give it a try by watching The Phantom Menace.
How come there’s Batman Shampoo… but no Conditioner Gordon?
If you think the racists on Twitter are real, there's a good chance you also think that hot chick messaging you on OK Cupid is using her actual picture and is a genuine bisexual.
This fanatic social justice lady asked me if I was pro gay. I told her I was still amateur gay... if I kiss a couple more guys, I might be ready to turn pro.
I hate it when he gives me a simple and direct answer and I've got nothing to overanalyze.
Game of Thrones season 4's premiere is exciting & all but all the promotional snow storms seem a bit much.
The first 40 years of childhood are always the hardest.
SCIENCEFACT: Your throat hurts when you're sick because your white blood cells have brought out tiny swords and are dueling with the germs.
Yesterday I accidentally sent a naked picture of myself to everyone in my address book. Not only was it embarrassing, but it cost a fortune in stamps.
Funny how people get all angry when you break something of theirs that they don't ever use. Like turn signals with a baseball bat.
Whenever someone says, "that's what she said", I like to reply with, "not to you"
What's your favorite movie about a guy going to camp, please reply earnestly.

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