Contact Us

Great Moments in Facebook History: February 7th, 2014

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Friday, February 7th, 2014:

  • Hate cleaning my floors… how fast would I go to hell if I got a blind roommate and replaced his cane with a Swiffer?
  • Not sure why Amtrak’s slogan isn’t “Travel With Your Weed, We Don’t Give A Crap!”
  • Facebook game requests are like the Jehovah’s witnesses of the internet.
  • Wishing the amazing Olympic athletes from around the world the best of luck inSochi(finding drinking water and toilets).
  • I think it would be fun to work in a restaurant on Valentine’s Day. I’d hide fake diamond rings in all the girls’ glasses and then just watch all the men’s expressions.
  • You gotta hand it to blind prostitutes
  • Picture a scavenger hunt where the only items on the list are “your house keys” and “your house.” Well, son, that’s what drinking is like.

 

 

 

 

 

 

(Found on Status Stalker, Funny Status, and Failbook)

More From 1077 WRKR

Best of the Web

Leave a Comment

It appears that you already have an account created within our VIP network of sites on . To keep your points and personal information safe, we need to verify that it's really you. To activate your account, please confirm your password. When you have confirmed your password, you will be able to log in through Facebook on both sites.

Forgot your password?

*Please note that your points, prizes and activities will not be shared between programs within our VIP network.

It appears that you already have an account on this site associated with . To connect your existing account with your Facebook account, just click on the account activation button below. You will maintain your existing profile and VIP program points. After you do this, you will be able to always log in to http://wrkr.com using your Facebook account.

*Please note that your points, prizes and activities will not be shared between programs within our VIP network.

Please fill out the information below to help us provide you a better experience.

Register on 1077 WRKR quickly by logging in with your Facebook account. It's just as secure, and no password to remember!

Not a Member? Sign Up Here

Register on 1077 WRKR quickly by logging in with your Facebook account. It's just as secure, and no password to remember!