Great Moments in Facebook History: February 8, 2016

Every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, I scour the interwebs to find the best (and worst) thoughts floating around social media.  Without further ado…

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Monday, February 8th, 2016:

• How does Ted Cruz always look both happy and sad? "I like lasagna but it's not what I ordered", his face says.
• Just heard a guy at the park tell his dog "NO!!!" and then more in a whisper, " We already talked about this!!!"
• I need to lose 20 pounds, make $30,000 and sleep for 4 days all before tomorrow.
• A good business idea: Open a Pho restaurant that never closes, calling it Twenty Pho Seven.
• (JDA) Keeping a blood capsule in my mouth for the next guy who tells me to smile.

(Found on TJsHome)