Great Moments in Facebook History: January 11, 2016

Every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, I scour the interwebs to find the best (and worst) thoughts floating around social media. Without further ado…

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Monday, January 11th, 2016:

Tory C: It finally happened. Oh dear lord, it finally happened. This morning, while trying to get my breakfast ready to take to work, I became every. woman. in. every. infomercial. ever. No lids. Cling wrap ripped. Foil crumpled. I just....I...I just don't know anymore.
It's almost impossible to find a good cream pie recipe on the internet that doesn't involve getting naked first.
If a Donkey and Zebra ever mate they'd have to call the offspring a Zonkey because Debra is already taken.
I actually never like to touch baby carrots… because I'm afraid the mother will reject them.
I bet the worst part about being a birthday cake is when you're set on fire, and then eaten by the hero that saved you.