Great Moments in Facebook History: January 13, 2016

Every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, I scour the interwebs to find the best (and worst) thoughts floating around social media.  Without further ado…

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Wednesday, January 13th, 2016:

• Where have you been all my life? Please go back there.
• I have now Been Sober for 281 days.! not all in a row, Just 281 days
• I had to take the batteries out of the carbon monoxide detector last night.The loud beeping was giving me a headache and making me feel sick and dizzy.
• Is it just me, or does el Chapo sound like a low budget Mexican Restauraunt? Where ya wanna go eat? I duuno.. Let’s try el Chapo’s
• Local Smartass Ben Hooper: And now I’ve got the ‘rrhea. Or the “thin white dooks,” if you will. That poop joke was for you, Ziggy.

(Found on Postrandomonium, TJsHome)