Great Moments in Facebook History: January 16, 2014

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Friday, January 16th, 2014:

• I already want to take a nap tomorrow
• I'm off to bed. For those of you who wish to add a touch of authenticity to your fantasies, the sheets are pale blue...
• Now that the room is silent, my stomach will sing you the song of it’s people
• I'm sorry I got you birth control for Christmas and said it was my gift to the world.
• Apparently saying, "You mad, bro?" is frowned upon if you work in customer service.

(Found on Status Stalker, Funny Status)