Great Moments in Facebook History: January 19, 2015

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Monday, Jan. 19th, 2015:

Does anyone shoop anymore?
My dad's TV volume is always set at "(eff) the neighbors."
Sorry, when I said I have the stamina of an NBA player in bed I meant I take 10 timeouts in the final 2 minutes.
My signature sex move is the "Kanye." I was gonna let ya finish but....
I hope my recipient doesn't mind if my organs come in still drunk.
Damn girl are you a Prius, because you're giving me no sounds or indications that you're turned on right now.

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