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Great Moments in Facebook History: January 20th, 2014

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Monday, January 20th, 2014:

  • Just went to go pee and took my shirt off in the stall instead of undoing my zipper… it’s  a Monday.
  • My dog tried hiding under the couch, ’cause she’s cute like that, but she got stuck trying to back out, so just her legs and butt were sticking out.  I’m like, “You’re just like Pooh stuck in the hole!” – then immediately rethought my wording on that one…
  • I just saw a dude wearing uggs get arrested. Not sure what for, but I’m hoping it was because he was wearing uggs.
  • I wouldn’t mind all the penis enlargement emails if they weren’t coming from my wife.
  • My lemonade contains artificial flavoring. My laundry detergent contains real lemons. Eff everything.

 

 

 

 

 

 

(Found on Status Stalker, Funny Status, and Failbook)

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