Great Moments in Facebook History: January 21, 2015

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Wednesday, January 21st, 2015:

• At the end of Goonies, Chunk says to Sloth, "you're gonna live with me now." Why isn't that a movie yet?
• I swear to god if this girl doesn't get my coffee order right I'm gonna tip her, drink it anyway & be back again tomorrow.
• It's called St. Valentine's Day because St. BJ for Jewelry Day just didn't have the same ring to it.
• If there’s one piece of advice I can give you it’s to marry someone who has a different favorite cereal than you so they won't eat all of yours
• I’m fine with everyone having babies. Takes the pressure off those of us who prefer wine over children
• How boring wasEdenthat Eve was tempted by an apple?
• Jack The Ripper would be a great name for a fitness trainer
• If I owned an auto collision shop, I’d name it “Auto Correct”

(Found on Status Stalker, Funny Status)