Great Moments in Facebook History: January 22, 2016

Every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, I scour the interwebs to find the best (and worst) thoughts floating around social media. Without further ado…

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Friday, January 22nd, 2016:

Girls who cut your shorts so that your pockets show. Why not just cut off the pockets? What are you hiding? Snacks? Tell me it's snacks.
Imagine if trees gave off WiFi signals. We'd be planting so many trees we'd probably save the planet. Too bad they only give off oxygen we need to breathe.
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. Philosophy is wondering if ketchup is a Smoothie.
People are so fake. How can you love your newborn baby when you met it like two minutes ago and know nothing about it
(FINAL REPUBLICAN DEBATE).... TRUMP: In closing, I will make Amer- *laughs*... I can't do this any more.... LIVE FROM NEW YORK, IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT !!!