Great Moments in Facebook History: January 23, 2015

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Friday, January 23rd, 2015:

• Nothing good goes into a microwave at 2:00am
• My friends most commonly describe me as "who?"
• I've ended up encountering much less porridge than I had expected I would as a child.
• Just paid for lunch with dimes and nickels, in case anyone needs a financial advisor.
• I’ve never been held hostage, but I HAVE been in a group text, so….pretty much same thing.
• If your name exceeds four syllables, I’m gonna just call you “hey”
• Who wants to give up on Society and go live in a treehouse with me?
• For my dog's birthday I rented a school bus and drove him around with all the windows down.
• Four out of five dentists agree to make the other one's death look like a suicide.

(Found on Status Stalker, Funny Status)